A reformed thief, telling of his success, put it this way, “I’m telling you, if I had a hundred dollars for every time I heard a dog owner tell their dog to ‘shut up and go lie down’ while I was right outside their window, I’d be a millionaire.”
<span id=”quote-attribute”>—from <em>The Design of Everyday Things</em></span>
Presumably, if he were any good, he’d already be a millionaire.