Welcome

I have done some informal polling and found that only those in the very tippy top percentile Wonderfulness, the very-official-psychological-category-that-I’m-definitely-not-making-up-right-now, ever make it here. Statistically, if you’re reading this you are among the most wonderful people in the world. This may be hard to believe but, well, that’s science for you. The calculations I’ve done are very rigorous and the results are inarguable: You are wonderful.

To commemerate your initiation subscription, I’ve painstakingly knit you this virtual t-shirt:

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'-._____.|    best friend   |._____.-'
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Since you were cool enough to trust me with your email, I’ll tell you something embarrassing about me: the first time I ate cannabis, I called 911 because I thought I was going to die. I’ll tell you all about it in a future email, maybe. I’ve got a bunch of other cool stuff planned first, though.

Talk soon, robb

P.S. If you gotta know it was exactly like this.