Wordstick
Got a language problem? Wordjammed? Tongue tangled in a wordknot? Wordfished yourself wordblind and still missing your honeyword?
Beat it with the wordstick!
Stop settling for offword mudword ditchwords. Your thoughts are worth more than a pennyword. Discover dreamwords without wordache: the wordstick is the perfect wordplaymate.
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Using Pkg
Pkg.add("Wordstick")
The Symbully’s Creed
This is my wordstick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My wordstick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my wordstick is useless. Without my wordstick, I am useless. I must swing my wordstick true. I must hit harder than the sign who is trying to stupefy me. I must stun it before it stuns me.